i’m a kraut staplegun.

I am a: Heckler and Koch, Model P7 in 9mm
Firearms Training
What kind of handgun are YOU?

 

That means I’m overpriced and heavy for my size, that my finish comes off when you just think about sticking me into a holster, and that you can fry eggs on the bottom of my frame before I’ve fired fifty rounds.

(Before I get deluged with hate mail from H&K Kool-Aid drinkers fans, it also means that I’m laser-beam accurate, and exceedingly well put together.)

(Via Squeaky.)

16 thoughts on “i’m a kraut staplegun.

  1. I’d have thought it meant we suck, and you hate us. ;)

  2. perlhaqr says:

    I only have experience with one example of those guns, but it didn’t work.

  3. Will says:

    The NJ State Police issued that for some years. At least one trooper owes his life to that relatively unknown method of cocking the gun. When the BG couldn’t make it go bang, the trooper took it back and proceeded to demonstrate its functionality by terminally ventilating him.

  4. Feanaro says:

    I got that too. It seems that living in Alabama but not having trailer park tastes makes me the expensive, silly handgun(that I lust after, I should add).

  5. Tam says:

    Your fans make Glock and 1911 owners look apathetic about their choice of handguns?

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  7. T.Stahl says:

    I’m a Glock 22. Which is the right gun in the wrong caliber.

  8. Apropos de Nada says:

    What a load of crap. A Glock .40? AdN doesn’t do plastic.

    A nice Bill Ruger chunk of stainless .357, thank you very much.

  9. Jared says:

    I know I’m not very good looking, but a Glock 22!?! I’m going to get a face lift and a tummy tuck then try the test again.

  10. Jerry says:

    I think it looks like a nice easy carry tool. I drew the Glock 22 in 40 though. I’ts okay, I can live with it.

  11. Wes S. says:

    Glock 22? Huh?

    I’m with AdN above, except for blue in preference to stainless. Hey, I’m a traditionalist…

    …And I would have preferred some more choices in that quiz, too. Especially that desert island question. If my only two choices for a companion are Martha Stewart and Paris Hilton, I’d frankly prefer suicide…

  12. perlhaqr says:

    Most of these questions have no answer that applies to me.

    “Which do you prefer, football or golfing?” “Um, neither. LeMans racing, please.”

  13. Wayne says:

    Geez, are there only 2 options here or something? Glock 22 doesn’t suit me at all… I’m more of an Hk Usp kinda guy ;)

  14. Retro says:

    Eish, looks like I’m in the big Glock 22 group. And ye gads the follow-on quiz is opinionated. What about :

    What handgun for a woman

    (*) Whatever the hell she’s comfortable with

    Answer : You’re wrong, she actually wants a Glock.

    Feh!

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