free and fair, i’m sure.

President Mugabe’s government has ordered nine million paper ballots for Zimbabwe’s upcoming elections.

Zimbabwe has 5.9 million voters.

They also ordered 600,000 mail-in ballots, to make sure that the country’s few thousand civil servants serving abroad aren’t disenfranchised.

I’m sure they’re just trying to have enough spare ballots on hand, just in case somebody mis-marks theirs, like by not checking off the box next to MUGABE.

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2 Comments on “free and fair, i’m sure.”

  1. Mauser*Girl Says:

    Zimbabwe’s voting ballots look something like this:

    ( ) I vote for Mugabe
    ( ) I do not vote for Mugabe *

    * If you have checked this box, please write your home address and names of immediate relatives (wife, children, parents) in the space provided below for follow-up.

    How does the T-shirt go … “Come to Rhodesia to see the ruins of Zimbabwe. Come to Zimbabwe to see Rhodesia ruined.”

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