Comments on: a good day for elitism, is it not?

By: crankyprof

crankyprof — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:33:27 +0000

I read that as “Large Hardon Collider.”

Shows which gutter my brain is in.

By: jesse

jesse — Fri, 09 May 2008 04:15:45 +0000

That reminds me of this great cartoon I saw recently– What Atheists Cry Out During Sex

By: Michael Hawkins

Michael Hawkins — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:16:43 +0000

I like to use imaginary cursewords that sound like russian …

By: bluewaveted

bluewaveted — Thu, 08 May 2008 05:19:59 +0000

You mean it’ll give us dragons? Fire up that Collider!

By: brotio

brotio — Thu, 08 May 2008 05:04:36 +0000

Cheezus Pizza and Pizza’s Crust are two of my favorite expletives :p

By: MarkHB

MarkHB — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:22:57 +0000

S’true, the LawDog curses properly. Then again, I was yelling “Hell’s Panty Pads!” into the mic when I was getting blowed up in an online game earlier, so I may actually not be qualified to add to this.

And everyone knows the M230 30mm chaingun is the best thing to use on dragons, with the GAU8/A running a very close second.

By: anon

anon — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:01:12 +0000

There may be some misunderstanding.

The concern is not dragons, but drag ‘uns. And the protection against same is not a big-bore (that would only excite them) but rather a simple rubber device (or poor taste in clothing).. And black holes? let’s not even go there.

By: Kaerius

Kaerius — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:58:32 +0000

I’d go for .408 CheyTac for the dragons, cause I wanna be really far away when I shoot at them. Tomahawk missiles would be better.

Lawdog uses a bunch of great curses, like judas priest on a flaming pogo stick, or sweet shivering shiva.

By: Gregg

Gregg — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:37:18 +0000

So, Barrett .50 or Lahti 20mm for those dragons?

By: Hank

Hank — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:16:25 +0000

I suppose that lately I have opted for using foreign words, like “scheiss.” (Did I spell it right? Damfino.) Scheisskopf. (Sh*thead.) Or I remember the Blackhawk comics from the 50s: Verdamnt, as I recall. I see names on vehicles that lend themselves to being alternate swearwords (Asplundt? I think that’s one. I haven’t seen one of their trucks lately — they trim trees, as I recall.)

Science fiction is a good source for new words. The only one I can think of now is TANJ, which obviously is an acronym. Niven/Pournelle, I believe. “There Ain’t No Justice.” Best swearword evar!