pulp bard.

This is the funniest thing I’ve read all year:

Pulp Fiction, as Shakespeare would have penned it.

Excerpt:

J: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What?
   I know but naught of thy fair country What.
   What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: English, base knave, dost thou speak it?

Genius.  Pure genius.

Update:  Here’s the Wiki with the script to date.

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6 Comments on “pulp bard.”

  1. ChrisB Says:

    Good laughs will be provided should you search in youtube for “Jackson” & “hockey”, and to see a great improvement on the more recent Star Wars movies, not too difficult actually, search for “windu strikes”. Enjoy.

  2. ATLien Says:

    This is great. Gonna have to send ti to al i know. Hell we might perform it.

  3. ColtCCO Says:

    This is brilliant - I’m laughing like an idiot. Thanks, Marko.

    ColtCCO

  4. SayUncle » The Internet: The single greatest resource for proving you have too much time on your hands Says:

    [...] Pulp Fiction as written by William Shakespeare. [...]

  5. Kristie Says:

    Two of the greatest entertainments combined.

  6. Justthisguyg Says:

    Doesn’t scan.

    Iambic pentameter, it’s the way

    Which Billy picked to have his say that day.

    When we at later date try to improve,

    On genius which our souls so much did move

    We oft fall flat and faces plant right hard

    When trying to improve upon the Bard.

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