pulp bard.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read all year:
Pulp Fiction, as Shakespeare would have penned it.
Excerpt:
J: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What?
I know but naught of thy fair country What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
Genius. Pure genius.
Update: Here’s the Wiki with the script to date.
May 8, 2008 at 10:09 am
Good laughs will be provided should you search in youtube for “Jackson” & “hockey”, and to see a great improvement on the more recent Star Wars movies, not too difficult actually, search for “windu strikes”. Enjoy.
May 8, 2008 at 2:36 pm
This is great. Gonna have to send ti to al i know. Hell we might perform it.
May 8, 2008 at 5:59 pm
This is brilliant - I’m laughing like an idiot. Thanks, Marko.
ColtCCO
May 9, 2008 at 7:49 am
[...] Pulp Fiction as written by William Shakespeare. [...]
May 9, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Two of the greatest entertainments combined.
May 9, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Doesn’t scan.
Iambic pentameter, it’s the way
Which Billy picked to have his say that day.
When we at later date try to improve,
On genius which our souls so much did move
We oft fall flat and faces plant right hard
When trying to improve upon the Bard.