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how expensive is day care?

That depends on several factors: your region, your neighborhood, and your definition of “day care”.  Some folks insist on minor formalities like licensure and accreditation, while others have no problem dropping off the kids at LouAnne’s Hair Salon & Baby Barn.  When we had Quinn in day care (very briefly), we paid about $200 a week for part-time day care, three days a week.

k frame model 64 iwb holster

I like the Bianchi #3S “Pistol Pocket”, because it has adjustable draw angle–the belt loop is mounted on a very sturdy swivel.  It also pulls the gun up very high above the belt line.  If I had the cash, however, I’d call up Milt Sparks and have them make me a Versa-Max II for my 3″ K-frames.

porn at home on company laptop

This is one of my Top Ten search terms…lots of people out there who’d rather risk getting fired than drop $300 on a cheapie eMachines or Compaq home porn terminal.  Like I suggested before, if you cannot curb your addiction to German midget porn, use a thumb drive and install the portable version of Firefox on it.  Do try to remember that this is only half the equation, though…if you surf for porn through a company network, be aware that they can see everything you do online.

karl marx on organ transplants

Marx lived and (thankfully) died long before organ transplants were a feasible option.  Even if that wasn’t the case, however, I wouldn’t put too much stock into what Marx would have to say about the subject.  His ideas on economics and sociology didn’t work out too well, to put it mildly.

how to stop the sniffles + coke

You could try to stop snorting coke.  Or switch to crack, which is generally smoked.

can a 22lr kill a bison

If you put the little pill in the right spot, then yes, it can kill a bison.  They used to kill 800-pound steers at slaughterhouses with a .22 into the brain all the time, and the Inuit hunt frickin’ polar bears with .22LR rifles.  That said, it wouldn’t be my first choice…if you have to kill an animal, you have an obligation to make it a clean and quick affair, and the .22LR doesn’t leave much room for sloppy placement.  Also, bison generally don’t want to get shot with anything, so I’d imagine they’d react rather testily if you missed the vitals on the first try.

custom keys keyboard ibm “model m”

Model M keyboards all have two-piece keys with removable keycaps.  (That’s a great feature…when your keys get grimy, you can just pop ‘em all off and toss ‘em into the dishwasher.)  I’ve seen clear keycaps for Model Ms on feeBay, and you could make stickers for the key stems underneath with custom labeling. I’ve turned one of my Model Ms into a Dvorak keyboard just for the fun of it, because you can switch the keycaps around easily.  (They’re all the same size.)

can i show you my pants

Uh…maybe?  It depends on the awesomeness of your pants, however.

naked wranglers on a plane

There are only a few scenarios that would have me consider being naked on a plane, and they involve a private jet, a jacuzzi, lots of recreational ethanol, a good supply of Gatorade and K-Y Jelly, and Kate Beckinsale in a naughty state of mind.

most powerful moped 2008

Mopeds are horsepower-limited in most countries for tax and licensure reasons.  When I was in the moped-riding age bracket, there was a lively cottage industry centered on souping up mopeds, but the local constabulary generally frowned upon turning a 1.5HP moped into an unregistered 5HP speed demon.  Also, moped brakes aren’t designed for top speeds of 50+ mph…trust me on this one.

“alex d. phillips” photos

I’ve gotten a sick number of hits on variations of that little turd’s name and the dyslexic captions he put on his MySpace pictures.  Are you that hard up for wanking material that you need to ferret out nudie pictures of some immature nitwit’s ex-girlfriend?  She’s a minor, by the way, so keep that in mind if you find those pictures and then decide to email them to your buddies. 

wine cooler + nutritional info + seagram

Water, sugar, ethanol, and artificial fruity flavors.  Two hundred thirty calories per 12-ounce bottle.  You’re welcome.

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