"none of the above are acceptable."

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Here’s what’s going into my front yard this campaign season, poster-sized:

Too bad there’s nobody running who has “Leaving People The Fuck Alone” as part of their platform.  There’s no money or power in that, you see, and that kind of message doesn’t have much traction with the electorate these days.  Sure, everyone is down with being left alone, but few people can stand the prospect of having to leave others alone, and that kind of attitude is not limited to just McCainiacs or Obamaites.

A plague on both their houses, I say. 

At this point, I literally have no idea where I’m going to make my mark come November, because for someone who values the entire Bill of Rights, having to make a choice from this particular menu of vote whores, class warfare field marshals, senile authoritarians, and plain out nutcases, it feels like getting served a half-dozen plates of shit in various consistencies, and being asked, “Which one of these looks yummiest to you?”

(Image courtesy of friend MarkHB, who whipped it up to spec just for the occasion.)

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