the skull fracture engine.

I walked into the playroom this morning to find the following construction:

I see no possible way how this could go wrong at all.

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9 thoughts on “the skull fracture engine.

  1. It looks like the setup to a new OK, GO video. Hehehe

  2. That looks like one of the reasons why my kid brother was a frequent flyer at the local ER.

  3. MaddMedic says:

    Lemme see as a long time medic….I see way to much “bad” here. But as the Dad of two boys, now teens, I see what was a lot of fun also.
    SO you knda gotta balacne things out.
    And test it yourself a couple of times.
    Remember you can patch the walls.
    The floor may be a bit tougher….

  4. Jay G. says:

    “Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the US has the highest doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.”

    -Captain “Lance” Murdock

  5. You can use a simple scoring method, such as “Landing on the blue is five points, red is three points, and yellow is one point,” you could use a Twister spinner, or you could make it into a game like Horse.

    The possibilities are endless.

  6. julie says:

    I thought you skip across the stools, bounce down onto the trampoline and land on the couch …

    Sounds fun to me

  7. Sarah says:

    Huh. Looks a lot like something my brothers and I would set up and then convince our baby sister to test for us. But because she wasn’t stupid enough for our liking, we had to be a bit clever – typically, we staged fights over who’d go first so that Sis could sneak by us and try it when she thought that we weren’t paying attention.

    “HOLY CRAP, it DOES work!”
    “Owww…OWWW! MOOOM!”
    “NO! Don’t tell Mom!”
    “Somebody grab her – if she gets to Mom, we’re dead.”
    “What the HELL did you savages do to your sister?”
    “Nothing, Mom. She got up there all by herself.”
    “Yeah, Mom. We were trying to decide who’d go first and she ran up there and did it.”
    “Uh-huh. And I’m the Easter Bunny.”
    “Got any chocolate?”
    “Outside. Now. All of you.”

  8. The Other Jay says:

    When they get older, you can make it fun again by covertly rubbing some butter into the top of the mini-tramp.

  9. Windy Wilson says:

    You’re right, this has “Hold my grape juice and watch this” written all over it.

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