A little boy gets shot accidentally by local apprentice hoodlums at a Boston playground. The apprentice hoodlums were riding dirtbikes while they were committing the crime.
The brave city officials of Boston take immediate and bold steps to crack down on…dirtbikes. I kid you not.
In all fairness, they already cracked down on guns, shooting people is already illegal in Boston, and cracking down on violent apprentice hoodlums is too difficult and dangerous.
Massachusetts: Blaming Inanimate Objects For Social Problems Since The Great Depression.