When you elect clowns into public office, don’t be surprised when you get a circus show.
<HONK HONK> AIDS came from some guy screwing a monkey! Death certificates for aborted fetuses! Can’t say “gay” in school! Gay teens being bullied is a big lark! You can’t get AIDS from hetero sex! <HONK HONK>
<cue circus march>
(And lest you Northerners shake your heads and mutter something about ignorant Southern rednecks: Stacey Campfield is a Yankee carpetbagger. He was born and raised in New York, and moved to TN at the age of 25.)