When parking your vehicle without permission on the lot of a private company for five days in a row, blocking the spot for legitimate users, make sure the company in question isn’t one that specializes in building fences.
That’s a recent picture from Germany. The company employees put a note on the car, asking the [...]
It’s Friday! For all you newcomers, that’s the day I load up the Battlestar with kids, and head over to the fahm, to get some wicked tasty milk. After that, we’re going into town for some beans and flour, and maybe some hooch, all added to the tab at Old Man Smithers’ country store.
There’ll be [...]
Tonight’s bedtime story was “The Three Little Pigs Learn That If You Own A Rifle, You Can Build Your House Out Of Any Damn Material You Want”.
Tomorrow, we’ll do a reading of “Goldilocks Violates Some Property Rights And Is Lucky She Doesn’t Get Shot In The Face”.
A locality out on Cape Cod is warning people that several large sharks have been sighted near the swimming beaches recently.
Of course, it didn’t take very long for the comment thread on that article to devolve into a line-up of “Jaws” quotes…
Here’s one that pegged my Weird Shit-O-Meter:
A guy with a Britney Spears tattoo stole a Chihuahua puppy wearing pink earrings from another guy in a bar. (I’m guessing the dog was the one wearing the pink earrings, but from the overall vibe I got from the article, it wouldn’t be totally out of line if [...]
You know about Engrish, of course—the bastardized English used by Japanese advertising and marketing folks not actually in sufficient command of the language.
Well, not to be outdone, the West finally has an equivalent: Hanzi Smatter—the misuse of Chinese/Japanese characters in the western world, especially on tattoos.
You know, at least the Japanese tend to only run [...]
There’s been a fun string of Tweets under the hashtag #failedchildrensbooktitles, and I thought I’d share some of the ones that made me laugh. Humor is definitely my favorite human quality, and I’m impressed with the amount of comedic talent out there on the Intertubes.
#failedchildrensbooktitles
Curious George and Daddy’s Browser History
Guess How Much I Love [...]
I’m thinking about putting this on a t-shirt, or something.
In the category “Cereal Ads I’d Love To See”, I present to you the script for the Trix cereal commercial I would have turned in for review by the client.
TRIX CEREAL COMMERCIAL
[FADE IN]
INT. CARTOON KITCHEN – MORNING
A typical stock commercial cartoon kitchen: oversized furniture, pastel colors. In the middle of the kitchen, a TABLE decked [...]
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