finding subliminal messages rattatouille
I know there are people who go through animated movies frame by frame to find objectionable content, like a cloud of dust that briefly, maybe, possibly (if you squint really hard) spells out the word SEX, the spotting of which for 1/100th of a second will surely turn our kids into prostitutes [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘search term safari.’
November 2, 2009
monday search term safari LXXIV.
October 26, 2009
monday search term safari LXXIII.
does it have to be pure silver to kill a werewolf
the fastest way to be a werewolf
I’m going to lump those two search terms together, because they can be addressed by the same reply.
What is it with people asking werewolf-related questions as if werewolves actually roamed the streets and forests, folks? They’re fictional creatures, [...]
October 19, 2009
monday search term safari LXXII.
zotac ion itx d geforce 9400 intel atom
I’ve been using a PC built on that motherboard as my main desktop system for a month now, and I’m really impressed so far. It’s whisper-quiet, being entirely convection-cooled, and it sips power (a mere 30W at full load). For everyday use, I can’t tell much of a [...]
October 12, 2009
monday search term safari LXXI.
fisher cat vs bobcat
Another Animal Cage Match! Two go in, one comes out!
Well, let’s see. The fisher cat is a weasel that weighs between 5 and 15 pounds. The bobcat is a feline that weighs between 15 and 30 pounds. One is a ferret on steroids, the other is a large wildcat that has been [...]
October 6, 2009
tuesday search term safari I.
robin hood bedtime stories
I’d like to riff on the whole Libertarian bedtime story them some more and tell you that our version has the filthy little brigand caught and executed, and Maid Marian presented with his head after he’s been drawn and quartered as an example to the people of Nottingham…but the truth is that [...]
September 28, 2009
monday search term safari LXX.
raccoon sounds like
I can tell you from recent experience that a raccoon being mauled by four dachshunds sounds like a 15-pound mouse squealing at the top of its lungs. Not a pretty sound, and not something you want to hear before you’ve had your morning coffee.
munchkin kill some nazis
Quinn is currently on iSpy Fantasy and [...]
September 21, 2009
monday search term safari LXIX.
make your own munchkin
You take a prospective Mommy and Daddy, a box of Franzia merlot, and a stack of steamy DVDs, and combine all those ingredients in a bedroom on a cold and rainy Saturday night.
what is collective right
Something that doesn’t exist, except in the minds of statist booger-eaters who want to ignore certain articles [...]
September 14, 2009
monday search term safari LXVIII.
.40 s&w disadvantages
.40 S&W has a pretty snappy recoil, and tends to be hard on guns—both due to the fact that it’s a high-pressure cartridge, and popular in compact and subcompact flyweight pistols. It also has a tendency for bullet setback, and it’s 50% more expensive than 9mm for a 10% performance increase. On the [...]
September 7, 2009
monday search term safari LXVII.
what is the best defensive sidearm
The best defensive sidearm is the one that best fits your hand, that you can shoot accurately, and that you actually carry with you. (When you have to defend yourself, a .25 in the pocket beats a .45 at home in the safe.) Anyone who claims there’s a definitive “best” [...]
August 31, 2009
monday search term safari LXVI.
will a nh black bear eat my chickens
That depends on your state of residence. If you live in New Hampshire, a New Hampshire black bear may very well eat your chickens. If you live in Oregon or New Mexico, your chickens are probably safe from New Hampshire black bears, because they’re not allowed on planes, [...]
