roman polanski current legal status
His current legal status is “Child-raping shitbag, breathing bar-filtered air in Switzerland.”
writing straight on unlined paper
Some people can write straight on unlined paper, others can’t keep a straight line to save their lives. If you’re in the latter group, you can print out guide sheets that you can put underneath [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘search term safari.’
November 23, 2009
monday search term safari LXXVI.
November 16, 2009
monday search term safari LXXV.
my mind my body my choice
Without wanting to touch the middle rail that is the abortion debate (and please don’t kick that one off in the Comments), one of the many things that amaze me is the significant overlap between the “My Body, My Choice” crowd, and the folks who think we should tax [...]
November 2, 2009
monday search term safari LXXIV.
finding subliminal messages rattatouille
I know there are people who go through animated movies frame by frame to find objectionable content, like a cloud of dust that briefly, maybe, possibly (if you squint really hard) spells out the word SEX, the spotting of which for 1/100th of a second will surely turn our kids into prostitutes [...]
October 26, 2009
monday search term safari LXXIII.
does it have to be pure silver to kill a werewolf
the fastest way to be a werewolf
I’m going to lump those two search terms together, because they can be addressed by the same reply.
What is it with people asking werewolf-related questions as if werewolves actually roamed the streets and forests, folks? They’re fictional creatures, [...]
October 19, 2009
monday search term safari LXXII.
zotac ion itx d geforce 9400 intel atom
I’ve been using a PC built on that motherboard as my main desktop system for a month now, and I’m really impressed so far. It’s whisper-quiet, being entirely convection-cooled, and it sips power (a mere 30W at full load). For everyday use, I can’t tell much of a [...]
October 12, 2009
monday search term safari LXXI.
fisher cat vs bobcat
Another Animal Cage Match! Two go in, one comes out!
Well, let’s see. The fisher cat is a weasel that weighs between 5 and 15 pounds. The bobcat is a feline that weighs between 15 and 30 pounds. One is a ferret on steroids, the other is a large wildcat that has been [...]
October 6, 2009
tuesday search term safari I.
robin hood bedtime stories
I’d like to riff on the whole Libertarian bedtime story them some more and tell you that our version has the filthy little brigand caught and executed, and Maid Marian presented with his head after he’s been drawn and quartered as an example to the people of Nottingham…but the truth is that [...]
September 28, 2009
monday search term safari LXX.
raccoon sounds like
I can tell you from recent experience that a raccoon being mauled by four dachshunds sounds like a 15-pound mouse squealing at the top of its lungs. Not a pretty sound, and not something you want to hear before you’ve had your morning coffee.
munchkin kill some nazis
Quinn is currently on iSpy Fantasy and [...]
September 21, 2009
monday search term safari LXIX.
make your own munchkin
You take a prospective Mommy and Daddy, a box of Franzia merlot, and a stack of steamy DVDs, and combine all those ingredients in a bedroom on a cold and rainy Saturday night.
what is collective right
Something that doesn’t exist, except in the minds of statist booger-eaters who want to ignore certain articles [...]
September 14, 2009
monday search term safari LXVIII.
.40 s&w disadvantages
.40 S&W has a pretty snappy recoil, and tends to be hard on guns—both due to the fact that it’s a high-pressure cartridge, and popular in compact and subcompact flyweight pistols. It also has a tendency for bullet setback, and it’s 50% more expensive than 9mm for a 10% performance increase. On the [...]
