Archive for the 'search term safari.' Category

monday search term safari X.

June 30, 2008

june 24 hughes net upgrade
Oh, boy!  An upgrade!  What are they going to do, replace the cans on each end of the string with slightly bigger cans?
rolling queers
If by that you mean, “cruising around with your sloshed frat buddies to look for homos to beat up,” I sincerely hope that you come across a member [...]

monday search term safari IX.

June 23, 2008

is it a good idea to become an air marshal
Well, I’d say that depends.  Do you enjoy airline and airport food?  Do you like to travel a lot?  Do you get all excited about the idea of spending twenty-plus days per month in a thinly upholstered seat with legroom only sufficient for preschoolers and Vern [...]

monday search term safari VIII.

June 16, 2008

how long does sodium pentothal stay in your system
Either a.) until you tell them what they want to hear, or b.) until the potassium chloride chaser makes your heart stop, and you die.
see if your royalty or not
Check your environment carefully.  If there’s a crown or tiara on your head, you live in a palace, [...]

monday search term safari VII.

June 9, 2008

fertilizer bang
Uh oh.  That’s the kind of search term that may get you attention from the folks at the NSA and DHS.  Ideally, you should use fertilizer only to fertilize stuff.  Any uses involving a bang are probably not conducive to your continued liberty and un-waterboarded-ness.
boeing vs airbus how to tell the difference
If the tail [...]

monday search term safari.

June 2, 2008

how to clean porn off of laptop
Try those Clorox wipes.  If those don’t get it all out, toss the hard drive into the wash, and use extra fabric softener.  That should definitely remove all traces of smut.
sass choose vaquero or blackhawk
The Blackhawk gives you the ability to easily adjust the sights for any given load, [...]

monday search term safari.

May 26, 2008

how expensive is day care?
That depends on several factors: your region, your neighborhood, and your definition of “day care”.  Some folks insist on minor formalities like licensure and accreditation, while others have no problem dropping off the kids at LouAnne’s Hair Salon & Baby Barn.  When we had Quinn in day care (very briefly), we [...]

monday search term safari #5.

May 12, 2008

most powerful pistol
If you mean “semi-automatic”, it’s the Magnum Research Desert Eagle in .50 Action Express. If you count revolvers, and you mean “factory stock”, it would have to be the S&W 500. There are also all kinds of custom conversion jobs out there, like Rugers converted to .500 Linebaugh and such, and the single-shot [...]