Uh oh. That’s the kind of search term that may get you attention from the folks at the NSA and DHS. Ideally, you should use fertilizer only to fertilize stuff. Any uses involving a bang are probably not conducive to your continued liberty and un-waterboarded-ness.
boeing vs airbus how to tell the difference
If the tail snaps off when the pilot vigorously steps into the rudder pedals, it’s an Airbus. If the plane rolls over hard and then crashes because of a rudder stuck at maximum deflection, it’s a Boeing.
I think that ticket is out of the question. I have the impression that Obama wants to keep heading his own ticket.
German “fast food” joints found in every town and city. The Frittenbude is the source of such delicacies as currywurst, gyros pita, Halber Hahn, beer, and of course Fritten (fries). Germans don’t call ’em “french fries”, by the way, although the sudden urge to go to the Pommesbude and have some Fritten Rot-Weiss (with ketchup and mayonnaise) is almost as irresistible as the occasional urge to go visit France and rename it “Germany”.
danger of porn
If you watch too much of it, it makes the Baby Jesus cry, or something. Plus, you’re going to hell. That’s right….80% of the internet involves naked chicks/guys and the rubbing of various parts, so if you have a computer hooked up to Satan’s Own Data Highway, it’s a pretty safe bet that you’re on the express elevator to Beelzebub’s basement condo.
She’s the governor of Alaska, and her approval rating is consistently in the 80s and 90s, which makes her not only the most popular governor in the country, but also the most popular elected official in American politics. Plus, she’s a bit of a babe, which is a rare thing among politicians.
how to fix mugabe
There’s nothing wrong with Mugabe that a hundred and sixty grains of copper-jacketed lead administered to the cranium at high speed can’t fix.
“four weapons combat master”
An impressive title, but not quite as impressive as my Six Condiment Sandwich Master.
what not to say to a state trooper
“Back off, Barney…I’m packing.”
“I, uh, work for an Italian restaurant chain. The two hundred pounds of green stuff in the trunk is really oregano.”
“I’ll have a large #1 with Diet Coke, please.”
astrology hayward fault
No, no, no…the “-ology” you’re looking for is called geology. The Hayward Fault is what the city of Berkeley sits on, and when the next Big One hits, it’ll serve the same function as those perforated lines on a roll of paper towels. After the quake, it’ll be known as Hayward Beach.
how big is an infantry platoon
It depends on the branch of service and the particular unit. Usually, a platoon in the U.S. Army is made up of four squads of nine. In the Marines, a rifle platoon is three squads of thirteen. Generally, a platoon is between thirty and fifty strong.
fbi sidearm 2008
Glock 22 or Glock 23, depending on the preference of the individual agent. That’s new issue, mind you…some agents carry grandfathered weapons that were previously issued, such as the SIG P228.
gears used by robbers
When driving away from a robbery, they probably start in first gear and work their way rapidly up to fourth, fifth, or sixth gear, depending on the transmission setup of the getaway car.
proper way to serve bratwurst
Take a crusty roll, slice it in half, and put the bratwurst between the two halves. Serve on a paper plate or in a paper napkin. Fancy, those Germans, aren’t they?
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