monday search term safari XXIII.

brain works the best in the morning

For me, that’s 100% true.  At the end of the day, after dealing with two toddlers and four dogs all day long, my brain just wants to be submerged in Bacardi Select, and spend a while just firing the barely essential synapses. 

rogue cape buffalo

Is that a problem in your neighborhood? Because if it is, I’d suggest either moving out of there, or walking the dog with a .405 Winchester over your shoulder.  Cape buff are extremely tough and extremely anti-social, and if I ever had to face one, I’d want something that’s fired with a lanyard.

viable paradise

That’s the annual workshop for SF/Fantasy writers hosted by the MVSFA.  It’s a week-long event on Martha’s Vineyard, and if you get accepted, you’re in for one of the most incredible weeks of your life.  It’s like a cross between Dead Poets Society, Animal House, and The Shining.

3 inch carry revolver

The three-inch wheelgun is the bee’s knees for carry.  The barrel is short enough to be easily concealed, and long enough to be useful.  Also, a three-inch barrel is the shortest barrel length that will still give you a full ejector stroke.

toddler and guns

They don’t mix, period.  Put those guns in a spot where your toddler can’t get a hold of them, and don’t ever underestimate his/her climbing and lockpicking skills.  There’s no room for error here.

both candidates suck so i’m not voting

Yeah, both candidates suck, but if you don’t vote, you lose the right to bitch about the government for the next four years.  Also, too many people have bled and died for their right to vote for me to just sit out an election.  At the very least, you can write in your own choice.  (I’m dangerously close to writing in Calvin Coolidge this year.)

ambulance moped

Now that’s just silly.  Where would you put the stretcher?  (Although I’d pay good money to see a picture of Ambulance Driver on an official-looking Ambulance Moped, complete with helmet and elbow guards.)

kids that can not get rid of things

That’s probably a personality thing, and it may be a permanent condition.  I have no problem getting rid of junk; my wife still has clothing in her closet she wore in high school.  (In her defense, the stuff still fits, but until parachute pants and shoulder pads make a comeback, it’ll be taking up space in the closet for a while longer.)

h&k p7 ammunition suggestion

In my experience, the P7 will feed anything that’s roughly shaped like a 9mm Luger cartridge…from brand new Remchester to WallyWorld bulk pack stuff to Pakistani surplus made with cordite.  One of the cool things about the Kraut Staplegun is the gas-retarded blowback system, which is sort of self-regulating when it comes to ammo pressure.  (In a P7, the gas pressure is not used to cycle the slide, but rather to hold it shut until pressure reaches a safe level.)

midgets riding mopeds pictures

You, my friend, win this week’s Weird Fetish Award.  I don’t have an official Award Seal yet, but I’ll come up with one.

That’s it for this week, friends and neighbors!  Tune in again next week for another round of Search! Term! Safari!

8 thoughts on “monday search term safari XXIII.

  1. Bryan says:

    I just have one thing to say: Christopher Walken ’08

  2. ilcylic says:

    I have no problem getting rid of junk; my wife still has clothing in her closet she wore in high school.

    Personally, I have a terrible time getting rid of stuff, but just the other day my wife was folding laundry, and held up one of her t-shirts to straighten it out first. I noticed what was printed on it and commented that the shirt itself was almost old enough to vote.

    Of course, it still fits, and it’s got way fewer holes than many of my far more recent shirts, so hey.

    As for voting, I’m contemplating pulling the lever for the Green candidate. I’m not sure I can bring myself to vote for Bob Barr, and I’m sure as hell not voting for Tweedledee or Tweedledum.

  3. jimbob86 says:

    Having served on crews of lanyard fired weapons for over a decade, I can safely say that they would be less than the best tool for the job of facing down an angry syncerus caffer…….. very slow to load, aim and fire. I’d go with something pintle mounted in a large full-auto….. say the M2HB. Shouldn’t take more than 5 to 10 rounds to solve the problem.

    …+1 on “you lose the right to bitch about the government for the next four years.” for not voting.

    Find a candidate that agrees with you on most of the important stuff, and VOTE. It sends a message that there are folks out there who are supportive of something other than what is offered by the two major parties…….. NOT VOTING also sends a message: that you are apathetic and will just bend over and take what they are giving, and not complain…..

  4. Ninth Stage says:

    Not voting doesn’t yank away anyone’s right to bitch about anything. That said, showing up at the polls and making a selection in a local race and not voting for either the giant douche or the sh*t sandwich sounds perfectly rational.

  5. (In her defense, the stuff still fits, but until parachute pants and shoulder pads make a comeback, it’ll be taking up space in the closet for a while longer.)

    Funny (and I know the feeling, BTW) disclaimer there. That oughta keep you off the couch for at least one more night;)

    tweaker

  6. there’s a disturbing trend among googlers who land on your blog; wtf is it with the moped queries?

    oh, and i’d like to lodge a complaint with management…there ain’t no search tool to find old references on your site, or if there is i’m too dumb/blind to find it…i wanted to find another moped question, something about being chased by rhinos, but i had to rely on my (increasingly feeble) memory…

    jtc

  7. Kristopher says:

    Moped moped moped moped moped moped moped.

    Midget midget midget midget midget midget midget.

    There … that should help.

  8. Mike says:

    Christopher Walken? One of his planks is to get rid of guns. Booo booo hisss hisss

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