if they come looking for brains, they’ll starve in that city.

Fun headline of the month:

FBI Tries To Fight Zombie Hordes.

Alas, the zombies in question are merely botnetted Windows PCs, which is a big, fat disappointment.  For a few moments, I was envisioning the Men in Black forming a battle line out in front of the Hoover Building, emptying their Glocks and MP5/10s into hordes of charging Undead. 

Now that’s a newscast out of Washington I’d want to Tivo for posterity.

One thought on “if they come looking for brains, they’ll starve in that city.

  1. UbiCaritas says:

    It seems unlikely that the FBI would, after all this time, finally take appropriate action on the politbureau in DC. Sure this didn’t come from the Onion?
    I’m just sayin’…

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