A public service request:
Will you please, please, pretty please stop sending me political agitprop via email?
Seriously…I’ve seen every bit of e-mail evidence out there now–multiple times–and I am deeply convinced that:
a.) your preferred candidate is the country’s last hope for freedom, decency, unmolested Golden Retriever puppies, and the American Way of Life,
b.) the other candidate stands for everything we don’t stand for, enjoys deep-fried kitten sandwiches for lunch, hates God/black people/white people/Christians/Muslims/women/children/America/apple pie, and wipes his ass with original copies of the Bill of Rights,
c.) the fate of the country hinges on my decision at the polls on November 4th.
(Also, if I don’t vote for your guy, I’m an unfeeling/un-American naive moron who will then be solely held responsible if we starve at the hands of our Wall Street overlords/end up in U.N concentration camps.)
Yes, thank you, the message has been received. You may cease filling my inbox with propaganda now. Thank you kindly.