I’ve said it before, and there are occasional news items that let me say it again:
If the average “White Power” neo-Nazi type making the news is truly the best the white race has to offer, then we Caucasians are in some pretty deep shit.
As just about everyone knows by now, two members of the Master Race were arrested by the Feds for a pretty ambitious plan. They were going to bump off eighty-eight black people, cut the heads off fourteen more, and then try to assassinate Barack Obama while dressed in white tuxedos and top hats. (Now there’s a show I’d TiVo for posterity: the Secret Service going all Bonnie and Clyde on two dimwitted skinheads decked out in rented prom kit.)
Here’s a tip for potential copycats: when you’re planning a racially motivated killing spree, it’s probably a good idea to try and stay incognito for as long as possible. Shooting out some church windows and then driving around in your personal vehicle decorated with swastikas and racial slurs written in sidewalk chalk is probably not the best way to go about it.