monday search term safari XXX.

how to conceal a sword

Are you sure about wanting to carry a concealed weapon that will mark you as a grade A nutcase in court, even if you use it in legitimate self-defense?  Also, be aware that if you pull a sword on anyone, it’s no different than pulling out a gun.  Don’t be surprised if your opponent decides to forsake the noble, Highlander-style contest of blades, and instead just pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.

munchkin woman porn

As far as I know, Robin has never starred in any porn flick.  If you have evidence to the contrary, forward me a copy, so we can sue for outstanding royalties.

vista 64-bit world of warcraft low frame

Try updating the driver for your video card.  Just go to the manufacturer’s website and download the latest version.  When I went from the driver off the CD that came with the card to the latest version, my frame rates doubled.  It could also be the fault of your video card, which may not have the moxie to run WoW at high frame rates.  (Anything integrated, for example, will not give you an optimal gaming experience.)

“far side” lemonade dysentery

I don’t remember that particular Far Side cartoon, but “Lemonade Dysentery” would be a kick-ass name for a band.

books that sucked as movies

That list is hundreds of entries long.  (It’s actually much more efficient to make a list of novel-based movies that didn’t suck.)  As a SF/F geek, the first thing that pops into my mind is “Starship Troopers”, which in all fairness is actually a fun flick if you make yourself forget that there’s a novel by the same name.

cats vs dogs vs squirls

The winner of that free-for-all deathmatch will be either a cat or a dog, unless you live near a nuclear waste dump, and your squirrels come in green and angry.

do ibm model m wear out

Yes, they do, but only in the way that battleships wear out.  With normal use (normal meaning “not using the Model M as an impact weapon or a construction tool”), the old IBM should last a few decades.

flaverd ass

Ass generally comes in ass-flavored.  If you’re looking for a different flavoring, may I ask why you’re tasting regular-flavored ass to begin with?

warmonger in ww1

In World War I, that’s pretty much everybody except the United States, which had to be sort of dragged into it near the end.

experiencing controlled insanity

That’s a killer subtitle for a blog.  If I had a subtitle, I’d change it right now, actually.  Hell, that belongs on a sign right above our door.  “Experiencing Controlled Insanity.”

stop spending my fucking money

I’m right there with you.  Luckily, the current trend means there will soon be no money left to spend by anyone.

xp not showing half ram

Three possible reasons:  you either have a mainboard that doesn’t support as much RAM as you’re trying to use, you’re running a 32-bit version of XP with more than 4GB of RAM (it can only use and “see” 3.25GB because of memory address limitations), or half your RAM is fake/defective.

wrangler butt poster

I could whip something up on CafePress, but I really think the market is a little too limited.  Tell you what, send me a check with lots of numbers on it, and I’ll think about making you a custom single-copy print run.

That’s it for this week, friends and neighbors.  Tune in again next week for another round!

7 thoughts on “monday search term safari XXX.

  1. BobG says:

    “Don’t be surprised if your opponent decides to forsake the noble, Highlander-style contest of blades, and instead just pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.”

    Or just kicks you in the groin while you’re fumbling in your coat for your SuperNinja Katana.

  2. Vaarok says:

    Actually, it could be argued that Wilson was a huge warmonger, considering we sold guns to everybody, made up an excuse, then jumped in for the knockout so we could claim part of the victory.

    Meanwhile suspending the constitution and stuff, and War Socialism…

  3. Sendarius says:

    Vaarock: You know that sounds a lot like US involvement in WWII as well – stay out, sell guns to everybody, support one side “covertly”, come in late.

    Kind of puts the sword to the lie that the US is imperialist, doesn’t it?

  4. LabRat says:

    Oooh, I remember that cartoon. (I would, I have the big fuck-off leather-bound two-volume collection.)

    Drawing: one scientist in the foreground drinking from a beaker-like container whose eyes have gone really, really wide, two scientists in the background, one of whom is arms akimbo in annoyance and speaking to the other.

    Caption: “Hey! This is just lemonade! Where’s my culture of amoebic dysentery?!”

  5. MarkHB says:

    flavrd ass? Obviously someone’s suffering from Ass Burger’s symdrome.

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