Be entirely honest with yourself now:
If you found a purse with $97,000 in cash in a Cracker Barrel (“Honky Bucket”) restroom, would you turn it in?
I’ll be honest and tell you that I’d be tempted. Regardless of the ethics of keeping it versus returning it, however, I have two questions:
1.) Who carries around almost a hundred grand in cash in their purse?
2.) Who is careless enough to leave said purse in a restaurant restroom?
I mean, Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. I always wonder when I read about muggings and other contact crimes where the victim obviously had their head up their ass and didn’t pay attention to their surroundings at all. If I carried a hundred grand in cash around in my laptop bag, you can bet your ass I’d chain that motherfucker to my wrist.