differently colored eyes
That’s called heterochromia, and it’s relatively rare in humans. I’ve seen many dogs with two differently colored eyes, but never a person (if you don’t count watching Christopher Walken movies.)
advice for aspiring writers
I’m not really qualified to dispense any advice in that area just yet, but the advice I found most helpful was to write a lot, read a lot, put your writing on the market, and learn to like Ramen noodles and PB&Js.
can you sell a kidney
Sure you can, as long as it’s not a human one. For some reason, our lords and masters have decreed that we don’t fully own our bodies. They have no problem with people ruining their health by working 80-hour weeks for a corporate employer, so renting yourself out is OK, but selling that same body is a big no-no for whatever reason.
snow plow for van
Up here in Upper Cryogenica, there are plenty of vehicles with front-mounted plows driving around. They’re almost universally pickup trucks with 4×4 drives, or heavy trucks. Minivans have a low stance, and generally lack 4WD systems, because those would necessitate a drive shaft hump in the passenger cabin. A front-wheel drive car makes a crummy snow plow.
computer for basic word processing
The nice thing about writing from a technical standpoint is that it doesn’t require much in the way of computing power. You can write a novel on a Windows 3.1 PC from 1994, and the end result won’t be any less in quality as if you had written the same novel on a state-of-the-art quad core computer. The only thing that really limits you is the need for the ability to get data off the thing, but anything that writes to 3.5″ floppies (or speaks Ethernet) should be fine.
I don’t know what they have for brunch, but I know that a “Hamburg Hooker Breakfast” is a cup of strong black coffee, and a filterless cigarette.
wrangler computer 1989
In 1989, I had an Amstrad CPC464, with 64kb of memory, and a tape drive for loading and storing data. We had games, but there was no Internet, and if you wanted to look at porn, you were limited to ASCII art.
One goes up your nose, and the other goes on a sandwich. Try not to confuse them, because the results would be unpleasant.
manufacture 22lr k frame silencer
You can’t suppress a revolver very well because of the barrel/cylinder gap. Also, if you cut the barrel of a perfectly good K-frame just to try and put a can on it, you commit an unpardonable sin.
stop the government from spending my money
Good luck with that quest. They’re not spending your money, they’re spending your children’s and grandchildren’s money. Your money was already spent decades ago, probably around the time LBJ or Nixon were in office. See, the government can borrow cash just by promising that someone else’s kids are going to pay it back out of their paychecks, which doesn’t exactly encourage fiscal responsibility.
That’s the meager take for this week. Tell your friends and neighbors to feed more wacky search terms into the Google, so I have something to work with here. (And, seriously–stop looking for underage porn, Comcast user in Minneapolis.)