Note to aspiring criminals:

If there’s a crime that’s pretty much ideal for leaving DNA evidence, it’s breaking into adult shops and having sex with the merchandise.

Ot-nay oo-tay ight-bray, if you know what I mean.  (On a side note: whoever collected those DNA samples had the crummiest job on the force that day.)


7 thoughts on “eeewww.

  1. crankylitprof says:

    Look at it this way: at least it was to blow-up dolls, and not the inflatable party piggies.

  2. Tam says:


    On the upside, your Monday Search Term Safari next week should be awesome!

  3. MarkHB says:

    Those crime-scene cops must have a sense of humour.

    *flashes badge*

    Hennessy. Jizz Patrol.

  4. BobG says:

    A “love-em and leave-em” attitude toward blow- dolls?
    I’ve heard of some strange serial sex offenders, but that one is just weird.

  5. Crucis says:

    It shouldn’t be too bad of a job—a couple of swabs and then the hose.

  6. Marko says:


    that reminded me of the joke where this guy walks into an adult store to ask for a blow-up doll.

    “Hang on,” the clerk says. “Didn’t you just buy one from me about a month ago?”

    “Yeah, I did,” the guy says, “but I broke up with her.”

  7. Strings says:

    Oh, I am SO forwarding this on to BACA Nation…

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