raghead hussein is a muslim
And you are a drooling moron with the intellectual wattage of a brain-damaged cocker spaniel.
(And even if that was true: so fucking what? Ever hear of the whole “freedom of religion” thing we have here in America? Hint: it does not mean “freedom to be of my religion.”)
The Phileas is a fine, good-looking, and reliable pen, and it writes as well as (or better than) some much more expensive pens. Their medium nibs put down a very generous, bold line. You can snag a Phileas for about $40 from Staples.
toilet training relapse back to diapers
That’s not uncommon. Quinn had a relapse once he figured out to time his potty-going to coincide with naptimes (when I put a diaper on him to avoid accidents). It was more convenient for him to let Daddy do the clean-up. I stopped using diapers on him, and it took only a few days for him to figure out that using the potty is preferable to pooping in your underwear.
do bobcats live in n.h.
Yes, they do, and their cries sound absolutely horrible.
alphasmart neo 1 price
Alphasmart charges $219 for a brand new one. You can find them on eBay on occasion for a little less, but the Neos are in demand, and hold their value well.
douchebags and dimwits
If you want to get in touch with some, I’ll try to find the email address of the guy who left the first search term on this list. Between him and his immediate neighbors at Violent Acres trailer park, you should have a good supply to get you started.
is currywurst the same as bratwurst
Yes, only sliced, doused with ketchup, and sprinkled with curry powder. The silly Berliners make currywurst with knackwurst instead of bratwurst, but that is vile heresy.
twitter bill cunningham
I’m not sure he’s smart enough to figure out Twitter, but if he does, I’m sure the nature of the medium (140 characters or less) would lend itself well to documenting his thought processes, with room to spare.
predominant profession of congress
Lawyer. (Does that come as a surprise, really?)
a veg that doesn’t have to be planted
Ketchup. It grows in the Condiments aisle at Sam’s Club, in convenient glass or PET husks that can be discarded once you squeeze out the contents.
alphasmart neo or netbook
It depends on your needs. Do you just need something strictly for writing without distractions? Get the Neo. Do you need to be able to surf the web for research, or send files to someone else without having to go through a separate computer? Get the Netbook.
suicide trap for mice
Make a box that’s painted black on the inside. Put little Nine Inch Nails posters on the wall, a tiny TV/VCR combo that runs deeply depressing European art movies, and a stereo that plays Leonard Cohen’s “Songs To Kill Yourself By” collection. Provide a little rope tied into a noose, and a bottle of sleeping pills. Lure the mouse in, and wait for a few weeks. It’ll either kill itself, or come out wearing mascara and a perpetually sullen expression.
That’s it for this week’s edition, friends and neighbors. Tune in again next week for a new round!