ask for one by name next time you’re at best buy.

Level Three Beverage Alert, courtesy of The Onion:

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work.

(NSFW due to copious use of the F-word.  Also, don’t click the link if copious use of the f-word offends you.)


6 thoughts on “ask for one by name next time you’re at best buy.

  1. Windy Wilson says:

    This reminds me of when I watch the evening news they always leave off the first word of the lede sentence.
    “‘Unsurprisingly’, Sony makes . . .”
    “‘Unsurprisingly’, so-and-so pleaded not guilty today to charges . . .”
    “‘Unsurprisingly’, so-and-so denied making . . .”
    “‘Unsurprisingly’, so-and-so showed no emotion today as he was sentenced to five years for . . .”

  2. MarkHB says:

    I do notice that my PSP has been fired up once in a year. To show Marko one game. Then shut down and put away. And gather dust.

    Same reason the iPhone’s a pieceashit. Manufacturer lock-down preventing the “licensee” (not “owner”, licensee) from putting whatever they like on it. I have great fun playing Paradroid (C64 version) and StarGlider II on my PSP – as long as I don’t put any modern game UMDs in it, trashing all the homebrew. Apple are trying to make Jailbreaking an iThing a DMCA offence.


  3. Jay G. says:

    I can’t possibly click that link. I’m such a delicate flower…

  4. Mark Alger says:

    I have flat given up on Sony.


  5. Les Jones says:

    Marko, something tells me you’d enjoy former Gizmodo editor Joel Johnson’s amazing vent on Gizmodo and its readers.

    A snippet: “And you guys just ate it up. Kept buying shitty phones and broken media devices green and dripping with DRM. You broke the site, clogging up the pipe like retarded salmon, to read the latest announcements of the most trivial jerk-off products, completely ignoring the stories about technology actually making a difference to real human beings, because you wanted a new chromed robot turd to put in your pocket to impress your friends and make you forget for just a few minutes, blood coursing as you tremblingly cut through the blister pack, that your life is utterly void of any lasting purpose.”

  6. […] was pointing Marko to this brilliant rant about bleeding-edge electronic gadgets from former Gizmodo editor Joel […]

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