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Get yourself elected to Congress, and you can participate in weekly group circle jerks that will be broadcast nationally via C-SPAN.
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Its main limitation is that it can’t do anything except for text. If that’s all you want to do, then the Neo is the berries. If you need to also go on the Intertubes, or waste your writing time with Solitaire or Left 4 Dead, then the Neo is not for you. Think of it as an electronic, paperless typewriter.
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Roger Waters is a citizen of the United Kingdom, which is why I found it more than a little annoying when he was exhorting American concertgoers to vote for a particular candidate for President of the United States. Can you imagine the uproar if an American musician were to play a gig in the UK, and put up giant balloons in front of the stage that told people to vote for the Tories? The outrage! Those arrogant Americans, thinking they can tell people in other countries how to vote!
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Karl Marx was a spoiled kid from a well-to-do family. He lived on inherited money and regularly mooched off his pal Friedrich Engels. Marx had no experience with factory labor (or labor of any kind), and no clue about economics. In modern times, he would be one of those annoying upper middle class campus commies running around with a Che Guevara t-shirt, and annoying people with half-baked (but strongly held) opinions on the plutocratic capitalist exploiters of the working class. The fact that someone thought Marx’s theories to be a solid foundation for a society is simply mind-boggling. Marx is the last source I’d consult for opinions on “price fixing”.
The Boeing 737 has little windows in the upper part of the cockpit that are called “eyebrow windows”. They’re for improving visibility in turns. Some pilots find them annoying because they let in sun glare, so they sometimes get covered up with maps or newspapers.
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It’s called an Irish Pennant, and it refers to the little stubs of thread sticking out from clothing. Irish Pennanting a garment means plucking/cutting off all the loose thread ends.
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Dude. Dude. You’re typing this search term into a web browser. On a computer. That’s connected to the Internet. You know, the largest and most effective delivery mechanism for porn in human history. Figure it out, or return that computer to the WalMarts, and use the money for a subscription or two of legacy porn, the kind that comes on paper.
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On Earth, nobody cares enough about the French to work themselves up in a lather about the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, as long as they keep their snail grease-coated fingers to themselves, and stay in their wine-soaked reservation between Belgium and Spain. The sentient amphibians on Capella Ac, however, are going to have a strong word with the French once our civilizations make contact.
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That would be “poop”, “pee”, “potty”, and “I’ll break your little fingers if you pee into your new underwear one more time, capisce?”
(I kid, I kid. We don’t break fingers for such minor offenses around here. We reserve the finger-breaking for back-talking and failing to line up for morning inspection before grub.)
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Those are far more successful than the dead girls sex booths they had installed in 2008.
(On a side note, I have no idea what some guys find arousing about strip clubs. It’s like going to a restaurant where they charge $10 for a bottle of beer and $200 for a meal, and you’re only allowed to look at the food on your plate.)
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I think I know that game. Is that the one where you start out behind the wheel of a BMW with a .020 BAC, and you have to dodge DUI patrols while shouting increasingly complex antisemitic slurs?
Well, that’s it for today, folks! Tune in again next week, and don’t forget to keep feeding those search terms into The Google, so I have stuff to mine next week.