weesa gonna die!

From a thread over at Making Light…alternative names for the Swine Flu:

Piglet’s revenge, Whine Flu, Aporkalypse, Swineabifida, Snoutbreak, Hamdemic, Sowmanella, Hogwarts, Parmageddon, Hamthrax.


11 thoughts on “weesa gonna die!

  1. MarkHB says:

    You’re so not allowed to twit me for punning anymore.

  2. Jay G. says:

    “Aporkalypse” FTW!

  3. El Capitan says:

    I kinda liked “The Other White Meat Flu”.

  4. Justin Buist says:

    My favorite so far: Bacon fever

  5. aczarnowski says:

    I’m partial to “Coughing Pig Death.”

    In my head, John Cleese as the French defender in the The Holy Grail is always doing the voice over. Comedy gold.

  6. MarkHB says:

    Were these more cultured times, I could just quip “Swine Plague” and everyone would get the “Swan Lake” reference in a trice.

    Ah, well.

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  8. Antibubba says:

    Baconnaire’s Disease.

  9. perlhaqr says:

    Sadly, not mine: The Eschatonkatsu

  10. Dave says:

    Montezuma’s bacon’s revenge

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