what the fuck is wrong with crazy women
If you define “crazy” as “won’t have sex with you“, then I’m afraid they’re probably all bugnuts insane.
hazmat suit for infants
Look, I understand your desire to make that kid earn his keep around the house as soon as possible, but don’t you think you should wait until they can talk before you have them cleaning out slurry tanks at the chemical plant?
queensryche operation mindcrime lossless
Why the hell do you need to find a Queensryche album in lossless format? So you can catch all the finely nuanced aural details on your heavy metal CD?
(Tip: Any band with an umlaut in their name needs to be listened to with the amp cranked to eleven.)
opinion about vaccination
Vaccinations are great. They keep kids from getting diseases that can cripple or kill them. People forget that fifty years ago, kids ended up in wheelchairs because of polio, because we eradicated polio with vaccines. Kids can go deaf or die crummy deaths from measles. Don’t listen to that daft bint Jenny McCarthy–she doesn’t know shit about shit. She’s famous for her bad acting, and for being a Playmate of the Year, not for a degree in medicine or epidemology. I’d no more consult her on the subject of vaccinations than ask my neighborhood rabbi for good pork recipes.
vacuum suck up barbie shoes
Seeing how those are the size of an anorexic housefly, I’d say you’re screwed, unless you have the time to open up that vacuum bag, and sift through the contents with a colander.
reasons why whaling is a good thing
Well, of course it’s a good thing. Where the hell else do those environmentalist hippies think we’re supposed to get oil for our lamps?
what is being a parent like?
You’re deprived of sleep, you have barf and poop on your shirt a lot, your favorite things get broken or despoiled, and you get hit in the balls on occasion. Overall, it’s a lot like being interrogated by the CIA.
parker quink left handed writing
Some inks are faster-drying than others, but the size and flow of the nib is probably a more important factor than your choice of ink. For a lefty, I’d recommend a fine or very fine nib, but from what I hear from my left-handed friends, there’s no sure way to avoid smearing the ink as a southpaw.
neo word count
Ctrl + W will get you a word count in your current file. It also shows you a page, character, and paragraph count, and the remaining memory space.
teacher get fuck in offis
If that’s your English teacher you’re talking about, that would explain a lot. She’s obviously boning the maintenance dude when she should be in the classroom, teaching you how to conjugate verbs and stop spelling phonetically.
can dogs eat filet mignon
I just polled ours, and all four of them were in agreement that yes, indeed, dogs can eat filet mignon, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeease?
plain grey goose + ginger ale
That’s what we call a “Hello, Morning!” drink here at the ranch. Great with coffee, or in lieu of coffee. (Make mine a venti, please.)
Is Monday! Is Monday morning entertainment! Now get back to work, peasant. The Collective needs you to kick in your fair share.