girls organs swaping videos
That is officially the strangest fetish I’ve encountered this year, and that includes those Romanian midgets dressed up like S&M versions of Tolkien dwarves. Who gets their rocks off watching organ swaps? Something about the sight of a heart or a pair of kidneys you find arousing there, sport?
liebherr t 282b truck miles to gallon
Considering that thing has a diesel engine as big as Ted Kennedy’s liquor cabinet, I’d say you should probably rephrase that search term into “gallons per mile”.
how to get over an absinthe hangover
Same way you get over any other hangover: by drinking some more.
what is forfeiture when cops take your money
Asset forfeiture is when the cops charge your property with a crime. It works like this: you get pulled over, consent to a search, and the police find a chunk of cash on you. They have no evidence for criminal activity on your part, but they suspect that the money was obtained by selling drugs, so they seize the money without charging you with anything. Now it’s up to you to prove that the cash wasn’t, in fact, obtained through illegal means. Your rights haven’t been violated, because their beef is with the money, you see. Fail to prove the money’s legitimately yours, and it goes to the government, with a portion kicked back to the agency that seized the cash. Handy, isn’t it?
german knife fighting
That’s a super-secret fighting method that originated in the murky depths of German tribal history. Its revolutionary and highly efficient techniques involve sticking the pointy end of the knife into the opponent.
shoulder holster under shirt
Depending on your build, it’s entirely possible to conceal a well-adjusted shoulder rig under a button-down shirt. I’ve done with with a Glock 19 and two spare magazines when I was still a corporate drone. You can still access the gun quickly by doing a Superman-like shirt-opening rip. It’s really not a bad way to conceal a gun in office attire, especially considering that you probably spend much of the day seated in a chair.
model m black keycaps
There’s a black Model M out there. It’s called the M13, it has a Thinkpad-like rubber eraser mouse pointer between the B and N keys, and it routinely fetches ludicrous prices whenever one shows up on fleaBay. These are keyboards made in the early 1990s, and I have yet to see an M13 go for less than a hundred bucks. (Here are three current auctions for M13s.) Personally, I think the 84-key “Space Saver” is the best of the Model Ms, but people have a thing for black computer hardware these days, and the beige color of the other Model Ms is so mid-1990s. (I personally prefer light-colored keys, because they don’t show fingerprints as easily, and they’re easier to see in less-than-perfect light.)
is whaling a good thing
Of course it is. Fucking whales…think they’re so special, with their singing and their peaceful, majestic ways. You don’t shoot the lot of them with harpoons every now and then, they’ll get all uppity and start taking over the place, and do you really want to have some snooty humpback boss you around at the office? (Besides, where else are we supposed to get our lamp oil?)
anyone sell silver bullets for werewolf
Is that a problem where you live? Because if it is, I’d suggest moving to a less lycanthrope-heavy area. What’s tipping you off to the werwolf infestation, anyway? Is your livestock getting butchered under the full moon on a regular basis? Is the incessant nighttime howling keeping you awake at night?
(Silver bullets can be bought here and there, but they’re notoriously difficult to cast, because silver has a higher melting point and different cooling properties than lead, and it’s tricky to properly size a cast silver bullet.)
what the fuck is wrong with you bastard
I’d have to check my Handbook of Boston Phrases, but I’m pretty sure that’s how you say “Good morning” in Southie.
summer glau gets fucked
Certainly not by you, ever.
movie prop nukes
You know, in this day and age, trying to get your hands on a prop nuke is probably not a good….ah, fuck it. You know what? That’s an awesome idea. Get a clearly marked prop nuke—the more convincing, the better. Then tuck it under your arm, and head downtown to show it off. You could even stop by a federal building in your city and go see the guys at the local DHS office. You know, just to get their opinion on the realism of the prop. (Tip: federal buildings have a secret pass phrase that will let you circumvent the annoying metal detector check at the front door. Just tell them “Allahu akbar”, and assertively march past the detectors.)
fork tailed doctor killer
That’s the nickname for the Beechcraft Bonanza, a high-performance single-engine airplane. If a Cessna 172 is the Volkswagen Beetle of the civil aviation world, the Bonanza is the BMW 2002tii or 1978 Porsche 911 Turbo. It used to be popular with doctors and other moneyed private pilots, and its tendency to overtax the flying skills of relative newbies with more cash than experience led to its derogatory moniker. It’s a fine little plane, though, and almost entirely undeserving of its reputation.
can beretta 92f shoot .380?
The .380 is 9x17mm. The Beretta 92F is chambered for 9mm Luger, which is 9x19mm. You could conceivably chamber a .380 in that pistol, but it would only be held in place by the extractor. The bullet will come out of the barrel when you pull the trigger, but you’ll likely damage the gun, and accuracy will be horrid. Only use ammunition that’s made for your gun.
That’s it for today’s edition of the MSTS. Tune in again next week, when we once again mine the blog stats page for easy blogging material! Now back to work, people—those baby boomers are retiring, and their Medicare benefits aren’t going to pay themselves out.