bare chested adolescent males
And ten minutes after running that search term, Michael injected some Demerol, and fell flat on his face.
What? Too soon?
lord of the cheese
That’s my personal nickname for Michael Flatley, the self-proclaimed “Lord of the Dance”. Lord of the fucking Dance. You think that all the professional dancers who don’t put on a gauche little headband and prance around on stage like a spastic springbok may take offense to Michael Flatley proclaiming himself the supreme potentate of the art?
should i quit riding
That’s a question that only you can answer. I quit a few years ago after Quinn was born, after some close encounters with idiot cagers. I have to say, though—living in low-population rural New Hampshire, with all the twisty roads curving through the pretty landscape, I’m feeling the itch again. (When I got my NH license, I spent an extra $80 to transfer my motorcycle endorsement as well.) It all depends on where you live, and how attentive the cagers in your area are. I’d not get back on a bike in Knoxville, that’s for sure.
corporate laptop policy porn
Here’s the general corporate policy on porn on corporate computers:
Boobies will get you fired.
Don’t be the sad sack who turns his laptop over to Tech Support for repair with a few gigabytes of meticulously catalogued porn on the hard drive, only to be walked out to his car with his belongings in a box a few hours later. I’ve seen it happen more than once, and it’s never a pretty sight.
any way to suck up water from wood floor
Shop vac, or lots of paper towels.
beating spouse in marriage
There is absolutely no excuse for hitting your spouse—none whatsoever. There are very few lifeforms that rank lower in my eyes than a wife beater. Being a bully is not manly, and if you are looking for justification for ending your marital arguments with your fist, you won’t find it here.
flight simulator x samsung nc10
The Samsung has the same graphics processor as all the other netbooks on the market. (Under the hood, they’re all the same: Intel Atom processor, 1GB of RAM, XP Home, and 120-160GB hard drives.) The graphics chip in the Samsung is the Intel GMA950 integrated GPU, which is a bit anemic, to put it mildly. I was able to run World of Warcraft on my NC10, but the frame rate was usually in the single digits. FS X wants lots of GPU grunt, and it’ll probably look awful and run very slowly on an NC10. If you want to play a flight sim on your netbook, track down a copy of FS2004, which has much lower hardware requirements. (You’ll need a no-CD patch, since the Samsung has no optical drive, and FS2004 requires a CD in the drive while playing.)
alphasmart neo backing up to a cell phone
The Neo has an infrared transfer function for sending text to computers with infrared capabilities. I’ve heard of people using that function to send text files from the Neo to an infrared-enabled phone, for backup or remote filing of articles.
can you legally sell a kidney?
Sure, as long as it’s not a human one. Remember: it’s better for people on the organ recipient list to die, than to run the risk of someone taking advantage of poor people by offering them cash for their kidneys.
That’s Christian Bale’s addition to the Batman mythos. Tip: when you have to take four deep breaths to finish one sentence, you might be overacting just a little.
can you build up tolerance to thujone
Don’t know about that, but I know that you can build up a tolerance to iocane powder, which can come in handy if you ever find yourself having to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
That’s it for this edition of the MSTS, friends and neighbors. Tune in again next week, when we comb the blog stats for repeat instances of “pretty girl fuk” and other high-brow search queries!