I recently lost a wager with a friend, and now I owe him a bottle of local wine.
I have procured the wine, but UPS and USPS refuse to ship bottled alcohol. I fear there’s no way to get this delicious Piscassic Pond Halfsaett Honey Mead to my thirsty friend in Chicago, and I may have to end up holding on to it until we run into each other at Worldcon 2011 when I pick up my inevitable Hugo.
Can you help, dear almighty hivemind? How is one supposed to ship wine across a state line for intoxication purposes without running afoul of Teh Fedz?
–Tipsy in New Hampshire