For those of you with extra money to burn, and a burning desire to own a garment, sticker, or mug designed to tell off whatever hippies may cross your path, I give you:
I put up a few items with the surprisingly popular “Hippie, please”, and I’ll expand the variety as needed or desired.
(Yes, I get a small cut of all sales. Hey, I’m a capitalist, not one of those patchouli-scented, sandal-wearing hippies who consider “profit” a dirty word.)
Update: I have added the desired varieties and colors to the store. We haz variety nao! You come look! And feel free to tell management if you’re interested in other forms of trinketry and outerwear with that devastatingly effective hippie-belittling phraseology emblazoned upon it.