So the Eagles signed that dog-killing scum Michael Vick.
I’m sure there was some sort of communications issue. Maybe his agent was driving through a tunnel at the time.
“Philadelphia Eagles? Aw, fuck. I thought you said ‘Kill a pen full of beagles.’”
Here’s a new rule I proposed on Twitter a while back: any team that plays the Eagles gets a pack of hungry pitbulls on their side.