Here’s one that pegged my Weird Shit-O-Meter:
A guy with a Britney Spears tattoo stole a Chihuahua puppy wearing pink earrings from another guy in a bar. (I’m guessing the dog was the one wearing the pink earrings, but from the overall vibe I got from the article, it wouldn’t be totally out of line if the thief or the victim were wearing them instead.) The name of the missing dog is Hudson Hayward Hemingway.
That little news bit is so infused with capital-G Gay, I’m pretty sure even the majority of gay folk reading that article are saying, “Now that is queer as hell right there.”