will a nh black bear eat my chickens
That depends on your state of residence. If you live in New Hampshire, a New Hampshire black bear may very well eat your chickens. If you live in Oregon or New Mexico, your chickens are probably safe from New Hampshire black bears, because they’re not allowed on planes, and usually don’t have the cash for cross-country bus tickets.
being a parent is like slavery
That’s a bit of a douchy way to look at parenting.
Look, sport, a slave doesn’t get to pick his master. You, on the other hand, choose to become a parent. (If you don’t want to become one, but have sex without precautions anyway, then you still have made a choice.) If you think that raising kids is slavery, then you probably shouldn’t have kids.
Maroon is the almost universal beret color for airborne troops worldwide. There are a few exceptions—Russian airborne troops wear sky blue berets, for example. Generally, however, a maroon-colored beanie on a soldier’s head means that he/she is member of an airborne outfit.
alphasmart is for stupid people
Is not! Neener, neener!
Seriously, what the hell kind of technology assessment is that? What are you, twelve? (You’re totally wrong, too. Alphasmarts are for writers who want to get shit done without wasting the day on PooTube and the Facebooks, and without having to worry about battery life.)
steyr m9 butt stock
In the U.S., you can’t put a buttstock on a pistol, because you’ll be creating an unlicensed SBR (short-barreled rifle), which is a dreadful felony offense in the eyes of the Federales. That kind of slip-up can draw the attention of the BATFEIEIO, and get you five to ten in Club Fed.
olympia typewriter margin cancel
On my two Olympias, there are tab set/cancel buttons on either side of the space bar. You can also flip the little lever on the right side of the carriage, and move it through its stops from right to left, which will clear all the tab settings. For margin release, press the key with the four dots arranged in a square, which will let you override the right-hand margin.
I think everyone who’s ever written a novel has encountered the dreaded Mid-Novel Slump. That’s when the fire you felt at the start of your novel is almost entirely out, the end is nowhere in sight yet, and you think that Chapter 15 is the shittiest shit in the history of shit, and that it would be a mercy and a favor to the rest of the world to just delete everything and spend your time leveling a night elf rogue to 80 instead.
If you’re in the grasp of Mid-Novel Slump: just keep slogging. You’ll get over it, and sooner or later you’ll pick up momentum on the downhill run to the finish line.
"the pawnbroker" , nude
Uh, jtc? Have you been moonlighting with your webcam on the Intertubes? Is this a niche fetish of some sort?
(If you have, and it is, then please, for the love of all you hold dear…NO LINKS.)
bipolar bear munchkin
Bipolar Bear is a character in my planned series of kid books. (“When he was good, he was really, really good…but when he was bad, he was horrid.”)
There’s your brief Monday diversion from the soul-crushing burden that is the start of the work week. Glad to be of help!