raccoon sounds like
I can tell you from recent experience that a raccoon being mauled by four dachshunds sounds like a 15-pound mouse squealing at the top of its lungs. Not a pretty sound, and not something you want to hear before you’ve had your morning coffee.
munchkin kill some nazis
Quinn is currently on iSpy Fantasy and iSpy Spooky mansion. I think I’ll wait another year or two before I let him play Call of Duty: World at War.
public jack-off bar
Can you tell me where that one is, so I can avoid the fuck out of it? That just sounds nasty. The words “public” and “jack-off” just don’t belong together, especially not in an establishment where food and drink are served.
alphasmart versus samsung nc10 for writing
The Alphie has way longer battery life (700 hours versus 8-ish hours), and a nicer keyboard. That said, the Sammy’s keyboard isn’t bad, it’s nice to have the connectivity if you do need to do some research, and the NC10 is one of the nicer netbooks out there.
jenny mcarthy booster vaccinations
Jenny McCarthy is a moron, and there’s no booster vaccine against idiocy, unfortunately.
best device for writers
“Best” is such a subjective term…but in all honesty, I’d nominate the pen. Works damn near anywhere, without a power outlet nearby, and lends character to your writing.
chuck e cheese kanye west
“Yo, Timmy, I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but Jerome had the best fifth birthday party of all time. Of all time!”
Due to recent events, you’re getting the abbreviated version of the MSTS today, and I’m going to head upstairs for a nap. Later, Internets.