robin hood bedtime stories
I’d like to riff on the whole Libertarian bedtime story them some more and tell you that our version has the filthy little brigand caught and executed, and Maid Marian presented with his head after he’s been drawn and quartered as an example to the people of Nottingham…but the truth is that we here at Castle Frostbite have a soft spot for the Disney version, so Robin Hood remains unaltered at bedtime.
what was col jeff cooper’s personal sidearm
I don’t know the precise variant, but I am reasonably sure that the late Colonel Cooper carried a 1911, ‘cause that’s what God carries.
summer glau getting fucked
That would be number three on the list of “Events You Won’t Ever Attend Personally”, right after “Receiving a Ph.D.”, and “Scoring a job that doesn’t require a polyester uniform and name tag”.
mandatory sterilization of retards
The people who actually favor eugenics should be at the front of the line for mandatory sterilization, because it’s a completely retarded idea, and immoral to boot.
youtube carl orff’s carmina burana conan
Inasmuch as Basil Poledouris’ soundtrack for Conan is heavily influenced by Carmina Burana, I’d say that half the trailers for action movies would have no music in them if it wasn’t for Carl Orff.
In the U.S., you can get canned haggis from Caledonian Kitchen, and it’s delicious. We’re getting ready to order a case of their new lamb haggis.
will gin hurt my kidneys
Any alcohol will put your kidneys to work, and any alcohol consumed to excess will hurt them. The key here is moderation.
Ah, gin. Robin says it’s “like licking a fucking pine tree”. CrankyProf calls it “liquid Christmas”. It’s not my favorite liquor in the world, but a nice and proper Martini is a good thing on occasion…for example, while changing diapers, or doing the monthly bulk shopping at BJ’s.
private motorcar porn
My crystal ball tells me that “private motorcar porn” will be the third most popular fetish in the brave new world of 2020, when the Dear Leader, President for Life and Chairman of the Revolutionary Struggle has outlawed the private possession of combustion engines and personal transportation devices that aren’t muscle-powered. People will clandestinely download pictures of fully-clothed individuals behind the wheel of a Porsche or Corvette, and the ecologically sensitive, properly educated part of the population will regard that fetish as more despicable than child porn.
how to conceal a sword
Don’t. Just don’t. Even if you could, and even if you used it in a case of legitimate self-defense, you’d give an overzealous prosecutor the chance to score an easy one by making you look like a complete nutcase.
That’s the emergency Tuesday issue of the MSTS. No wonder Tuesday feels like Monday today. On the plus side, the weekend is a day closer.