criminal masterminds, part XIV.

Two dumbasses from Iowa decided to burglarize a home. Their cunning disguise?

Painting their faces with black marker.

Personally, I think the cherry on the icing of that particular Stupid Cake is the fact that they used permanent black marker.

8 thoughts on “criminal masterminds, part XIV.

  1. Gerry N. says:

    Well, that’s what happens when a combined IQ that could be rolled on dice is combined with alcohol.

    Those pictures should be on a billboard in those morons’ neighborhood.

    Gerry N.

  2. Holly says:

    They didn’t even do a very good job. I clicked expecting blackface and all I got was scribble.

  3. Skip says:

    I wonder how many beers it took to formulate this “Ok, here’s what we gotta do”.

  4. MauserGirl says:

    That made me ROFL this morning. And that’s a good thing, because I don’t drink coffee and I’ve been up since 5.

  5. John says:

    As was recently posted on another blog, “Alcohol is a stupidity force multiplier”.

  6. Lizbeast says:

    Did anyone notice the star on the cheek of the dolt on the right? Or the resemblance to Kiss’s Gene Simmons’ signature mask? My guess is that the night started out with copious quantities of cheap beer imbibed whilst listening to Kiss albums or tapes, and quickly went downhill from there…

  7. maddmedic says:

    Errr Stupidity should be and in this case probably is…painful…
    Geesshh.

  8. jimbob86 says:

    Permanent Marker (“Sharpie) comes right off with alcohol…… maybe they did not drink ENOUGH for it to start coming out their pores…..

    ….or maybe they drank the stuff they were planning on using to remove the disguises…..

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