There will be Actual Content ™ later, after I’ve braved the crowds at the WalMarts, but until I get back, here’s a little contest for you.
Take the following statement:
“It’s fun to stay at the YMCA!”
and translate it into the most opaque, long-winded, and buzzword-littered Corporate/Marketing/Academica-speak you can think up.
The deadline is midnight, I’ll pick a winner tomorrow morning, and the prize shall be a pen & paper-related item of my choosing. (Rest assured that it will be neat, and that your life will gain a certain measure of completeness with it.)