Something that made me do the Nelson “Ha Ha!” this morning:

Fourteen jihadis blow themselves up by accident when the bus they had rigged as a rolling bomb explodes prematurely.

(Also: I know that you newsfolk are just covering your asses by prefacing any sort of naughtydoer label with “suspected”, but it’s probably safe to leave that one off in this case.  The evidence was pretty much all over the place here.  Heh.)


15 thoughts on “failways.

  1. redneckmp says:

    being a soldier in iraq right now i agree soon as i read that had to do the nelson Ha Ha!!!

  2. perlhaqr says:

    Why yes, I would like a nice steaming cup of schadenfreude this morning, thank you! Can I have some cream with that?

  3. Jay G. says:


    Oh, that is rich. I have exactly two words for this story:


  4. Tam says:

    The post title made me LOL. Srsly. 😀

  5. Kaerius(SWE) says:

    Nice, a 14x Darwin! 🙂

  6. Al T. says:

    Actually I think they were Swedes – most of them had blew eyes….


  7. MarkHB says:

    May we be graced with this standard of foe for a long time to come!

  8. NYEMT says:

    That’s a Jeff Dunham/Achmed routine, I seem to recall. “So – pardon my asking…but why are you a DEAD terrorist?” “I suffered from a premature detonation.”

    KFB (Ka-f*cking-BOOM). 🙂

  9. Windy Wilson says:

    To steal shamelessly from Mark Twain, I can’t attend the funerals, but if you tell me where to send the cards, I’ll write to say I approve.

    I STILL don’t think they have near enough Gold Star Mothers, though.

  10. Skip says:

    Since they are not gonna use those 1008 virgins can I have one or two?
    This place is a mess and I could use a hand.

  11. Dave says:

    I’m sure they were all just about to quite their gang and were turning their lives around too.

  12. Jamez says:

    Failways, very nice.
    Love Mark Twain. I think I’ll remember that everytime someone like the eunuch-bomber Darwinizes himself.

  13. This sort of efficient planning makes cleanup and reporting a whole lot easier. That’s the way to do it. I certainly hope other terrorists take note.

  14. LittleRed1 says:

    If this keeps up, Al Q is going to have as much trouble as Hamas does finding a Workman’s Comp insurer.

  15. Dixie says:

    Either Al-Qaeda is recruiting from technical school dropouts, or all their bomb makers are colorblind.

    “What red wire, Achmed? All I see is gray wires!”

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