how to write straight on unlined paper
Practice. Personally, I line up the first sentence on the upper edge of the page, and each following line on the preceding one. It’s just a freakish talent I have.
(After writing on unlined paper for a year or so, I now find lines too confining. With unlined paper, I can make my own margins and line spacing, and I can throw in a sketch or diagram in the middle of the page if needed.)
minivan stuck in snow
Yeah, that has happened to me once or twice. I love the utility and flexibility of the Grand Marnier, but having only front-wheel drive in the New England winters sucks a bit. If it had all-wheel drive, it would be the perfect vehicle. Well, that, and maybe a plow blade on the front. And tracks instead of wheels. And a roof hatch with a pintle-mounted M240. And thorazine mist dispensers for the kiddie section in the back. And a minibar. And…
pros and cons of shoulder holster
Pros: Comfortable way to carry gun and spare ammo, even a full-sized heater. Easy and fast to access while seated. Keeps the belt free.
Cons: Requires covering garment (but which concealment methods don’t?), cross-draw across the body isn’t as fast as regular strong-side draw, weapon retention a little more difficult if someone tries to grab your gun, risk of looking like a Miami Vice casting reject.
how does a werewolf heal silver.
It’s magic. or something. Seriously—do you expect a detailed, medically sound answer to the ailments of a pretend creature? Werewolves are make-believe. Pretend. They don’t actually exist. Make up whatever explanation suits your story best. Nobody will be able to whip out a biology book, open it to the section titled “Werewolf”, and contradict you.
what the fuck is wrong with life
It’s frequently unfair, occasionally outright sucky, and usually difficult if you try to pull your own weight. On the plus side, it beats the hell out of the alternative. But hey–if it wasn’t difficult, there’d be no challenge to it, and no sense of accomplishment when you achieve your goals. The hard is what makes it great.
what are the oldest tools
It’s a toss-up between the miter saw and the pipe wrench, crudely fashioned examples of which have been found in many Cro-Magnon dwellings.
movie line "i want my $2"
That’s from “Better Off Dead”, a classic Eighties movie that is also the Best Eighties Movie Starring John Cusack (and there were a lot of those.) I will only excuse your appalling lack of knowledge if your birth year is 1980 or later.
how to handle the stupidity of the masses
Booze, and ranting on the Internet, of course.
new england winter
Cold and snowy, from December to March. Four months of Ice Planet Hoth, in fact. We have Tauntauns and everything.
Well, there’s your free ice cream for the morning. Now get back to work…or enjoy your day of taxpayer-funded leisure, if you’re a public sector drone.