“50,000 volts of adorable electricity.”

Do want:

Hello Kitty taser!

Yeah, it’s Photoshopped, but someone should totally make a custom version.  I’d buy three.

(H/T to Steven Gould, via Twitter.)


12 thoughts on ““50,000 volts of adorable electricity.”

  1. perlhaqr says:

    I engraved her on the barrel nut for my Mossberg 500. 🙂

  2. Eric says:

    I’d rather have the Badtz Maru version…

  3. Phil says:

    My wife has a pink C2. It would be easy enough to put a Hello Kitty decal on it.

  4. Windy Wilson says:

    I think the Hello Kitty people are missing a good licensing opportunity or two (or three).

  5. crankylitprof says:


    • Jay G. says:

      I think I speak for everyone in the blogosphere when I say that you would most certainly abuse a taser.

      And we want video when it happens…

      • bluntobject says:

        Oh, I don’t know about that. I imagine that Cranky would take excellent care of her Taser, maintain it lovingly, and carry it in a high-quality and secure holster.

        She’d abuse students with her Taser. And we definitely want video.

  6. Antibubba says:

    You want even more stunning power? Check out that site, Hello Kitty Hell. Reduced me to tears a few times, especially this:


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