I mentioned Jersey Shore douchebaguette Ashley Dupre precisely once on this blog, in a post entitled “on hookers and politicians: a redundancy“. For some unfathomable reason, her name has been consistently in the Top Ten search terms people use to find this blog.
Now the aforementioned Ms. Dupre has gotten her goods airbrushed in Hugh Hefner’s Pneumatic Peroxide Bimbo magazine (seriously, does anyone still get their boobie pics on paper these days?), and the searches for “Ashley Dupre Playboy pics” have spiked.
Just to be sure, I want to point out that there are absolutely no nude Playboy pictures of Ashley Dupre in this spot. Move on, nothing to see here.
(It’s a sad fact that this post will get more hits than anything else I’ve written this week. Seriously, America. You can do better than that.)