a public service announcement.

I mentioned Jersey Shore douchebaguette Ashley Dupre precisely once on this blog, in a post entitled “on hookers and politicians: a redundancy“.  For some unfathomable reason, her name has been consistently in the Top Ten search terms people use to find this blog.

Now the aforementioned Ms. Dupre has gotten her goods airbrushed in Hugh Hefner’s Pneumatic Peroxide Bimbo magazine (seriously, does anyone still get their boobie pics on paper these days?), and the searches for “Ashley Dupre Playboy pics” have spiked.

Just to be sure, I want to point out that there are absolutely no nude Playboy pictures of Ashley Dupre in this spot. Move on, nothing to see here.

(It’s a sad fact that this post will get more hits than anything else I’ve written this week.  Seriously, America.  You can do better than that.)

11 thoughts on “a public service announcement.

  1. Nick says:

    In fairness, I still subscribe to Playboy. For the articles. As much as that’s become a hack comedian standard, it’s true; the writing in Playboy has remained excellent over the years. The boobies are just a bonus.

    That said, I’m really not in any hurry to see Ms. Dupre’s ta-tas.

  2. Don Gwinn says:

    Among the Gun Rights Examiners, it’s understood that we do better than 99% of the Examiner’s content as far as driving traffic goes, but there are people we can never hope to defeat. Chief among them are the “Twilight Examiners” and the “Exopolitics Examiners.” The Twilight Examiners write about, well, Twilight. The Exopolitics Examiners write about the U.S. government’s impeding announcement of contact with alien civilizations from outside the solar system.
    They crush us.

  3. joated says:

    And you didn’t word this post just so in search of hits? If not, you’ve managed to include several of the rules for gathering hits. All, in fact, except for the one about posting pictures of comely lasses. The use of Dupre’s name linked with Playboy should be good for a couple hundred hits alone. Add “Jersey Shore” and “Hookers and Politicians” and you’ve created an avalanche!

  4. Where are the goddamn pictures?

  5. RevolverRob says:

    I subscribe to Hugh’s rag. The writing is excellent, the articles are often entertaining, and the women ain’t bad. But no, I don’t use it for my sole source of boobie pics.

    -Rob

  6. James says:

    I think you also forgot that people would probably also search for terms such as Ashley Dupre’s naked vagina, how to hire a prostitute or escort and other related queries. Certainly if random searchers found your blog by those types of searches it would be totally ridiculous and point towards the crumbling fabric of our society.

  7. Gregg says:

    WOO HOOO!!!

    Looks like you should have some good fodder for the MSTS.

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  9. Außenseiter says:

    ?Sad fact?
    Not many people are interested in politics, or gun rights or mil-sf literature. but nearly every man and some women can derive enjoyment from seeing a nice rack.

    It’s just statistics. Nothing sad about that.

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