CrankyProf goes to school spring dance; random observations on specific asshattery result.

(T)here are members of the human herd that should be clubbed down like harp seals for the good of the race entire. Seriously. There ought to be a superhero — “Darwin Man!” — who appears, bludgeons the wart on humanity into paste — “For the good of all mankind, I apply the rod of Natural Selection!” –  and disappears until necessity calls. He’d probably be overbooked as all Hell.

Darwin Man…we have a great need for this superhero’s specialty skill.  He needs an awesome costume, a snazzy theme, and his own light signal, to be shined into the skies from the top of the police department.  Maybe an outline of a dodo?


7 thoughts on “seconded.

  1. Tam says:

    If we could send Darwin Man back in time fifty years to club Ralph Nader, there’d be a lot less work for him now.

  2. aczarnowski says:

    I now have the theme from Spiderman in my head; Darwin Man. Darwin Man. Does whatever a, uhm, … Darwin Man. Darwin Man…

    He’ll need a Darwin Dozzer he can drive down the highway and flatten people holding up the left lane, failing to use signals, or looking at their phones.

  3. RevolverRob says:

    Darwin man has to have the “Trojan Man” theme, from the terrible condom commercials. At least one of his special skills should be to hurl condoms with deadly accuracy and strength to remove the warts of society who attempt to breed.


  4. Dixie says:

    No, Darwin man wouldn’t be overbooked, because he’d have his Irregulars (Beagle Brigade, maybe?) helping him. Just imagine thousands of people nationwide doing little acts of kindness.

  5. James Newman says:

    I’ll simply point out this gem of a webcomic entry: . Don’t know if you would like the rest of it, but “Charles Darwin and his Chainsaw of Natural Selection” has a nice ring to it.

  6. Skip says:

    Would it be possible for Darwinman to run for Pelosi’s seat?

  7. wheels says:

    I was going to point out the Queen of Wands comic (I had that hanging in my office for years), but I see that someone beat me to it.

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