CrankyProf goes to school spring dance; random observations on specific asshattery result.
(T)here are members of the human herd that should be clubbed down like harp seals for the good of the race entire. Seriously. There ought to be a superhero — “Darwin Man!” — who appears, bludgeons the wart on humanity into paste — “For the good of all mankind, I apply the rod of Natural Selection!” – and disappears until necessity calls. He’d probably be overbooked as all Hell.
Darwin Man…we have a great need for this superhero’s specialty skill. He needs an awesome costume, a snazzy theme, and his own light signal, to be shined into the skies from the top of the police department. Maybe an outline of a dodo?