gun safety fail.

When you pick up an AK-47 at your own wedding to fire into the air in celebration, and you accidentally kill three of your wedding guests—including your own father—does that mean bad luck for the marriage?

Say it with me now:

“Hey, Yutz! Guns aren’t toys! They’re for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!”

12 thoughts on “gun safety fail.

  1. aczarnowski says:

    Krusty the Clown is an under appreciated genius.

  2. Jake says:

    But shooting firearms indiscriminately in random directions has been a tradition since the Venus of Willendorf era! You can’s judge, man – it’s culture!

  3. Jake says:

    In unrelated news, how do you feel about the Live Free or Die state getting its first US Border Patrol internal checkpoint?

    Because there’s apparently more improperly documented Mexicans in New Hampshire than, say, Kansas. Hmm, wait a second…

    • Butch Cassidy says:

      Are you talking about the one in Woodstock over the weekend? If so, it is there once or twice a year, every year, when all the Cannuckistani bikers come down for Bike-Week type stuff. It is far from the first one.

      • Mopar says:

        But Bikeweek was in June unless you happen to live closer to Sturgis and not Laconia.

        I’ve never noticed a checkpoint in Woodstock during Bikeweek, and I’m up there a LOT that week. (Woodstock Brewery being one of my top 3 fave brewpubs anywhere).

        I was however once followed for a few miles in that area by a border patrol van, and I *was* riding with some crazy Canadians.

        • Butch Cassidy says:

          There is normally a smaller rally in the area this time of year, and the Canadians come for it, so it was set up for that. During Bikeweek proper, they set up a block on 93 South Between the Tripoli Road and Jack O’ Lantern exits. I forget every year and end up stuck in traffic being hassled by Border Patrol on my way to get groceries in Plymouth. It is only up during certain hours, and not during the weekdays, so that could be why you haven’t gone through it. Looks like a pile of construction stuff when it isn’t staffed.

          The Woodstock Inn is a nice place, by the way. The oatmeal stout is quite tasty.

  4. RevolverRob says:

    “Hey, Yutz! Guns aren’t toys! They’re for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!”

    I’d like to add to the end, “And keeping Congress in check!”

    -Rob

  5. Matthew Carberry says:

    Good thing they don’t celebrate Thanksgiving and Christmas. Cause those dinners would be awkward…

  6. Sabra says:

    My first marriage would have been much more bearable if my then-husband had taken out some of his relatives during the celebration.

  7. Will says:

    When I saw the casualty list, my second thought was maybe it was “accidentally on purpose”!

  8. Spectre says:

    Excellent. Killing guests at your own wedding. Wow. Darwin strikes again…

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