In the car, after stopping by a Chik-Fil-A on Kingston Pike in Knoxville. The husband is enjoying his first Chik-Fil-A chicken biscuit in three years. Wife tries her very first one ever.
Husband: So what do you think of the chicken biscuit? Good, huh?
Wife: It’s just a piece of chicken on a biscuit. I’m not terribly impressed.
Husband: <after a moment of stunned speechlessness> Just a piece of chicken on a biscuit?? That’s like saying the Mona Lisa is just a bunch of oil paint on a canvas.
Wife: That’s not an accurate analogy. The Mona Lisa is a work of art.
Husband: <holding aloft the mostly-eaten chicken biscuit> So’s this!