i’ll take “first drafts written in crayon” for $100, alex.

I still only have the vaguest idea who “Snooki” is, but apparently she has written a novel, and it’s a NYT bestseller.  It’s also one of those books with Amazon reviews that have vastly more entertainment value and literary merit than the work they review.


8 thoughts on “i’ll take “first drafts written in crayon” for $100, alex.

  1. DaddyBear says:

    If so many people are buying her book, either there’s a shortage of toilet paper or I should fear for the Republic.

  2. Give Snookie some credit; her book probably makes a good companion piece for ‘Decision Points”.

  3. dave says:

    I’m sure this thing was ghostwritten, as I can’t imagine Snooki would be able to figure out which end of a pen the ink comes out of.

  4. George says:

    There was a recent discussion on FB regarding news content. I responded most of what passes for ‘news’ today is info regarding Snooki, or who won on last night’s ‘Dancing with the
    Skating Chef Survivors’. I’m saddened I know-in passing- who she is, and proud you do not.
    I think sales of such a book is evidence of people need fluff to counteract the seriousness of the governmental rape of the nation. Or it’s the drones who lined up to get ‘Obama money’, not knowing or caring about the source of the funds. God help us!

  5. Snooki is a community organizer from New Jersey looking for redress against Obamacare’s Tanning Salon tax.

    Even I knew that.

  6. Jon says:

    I cannot thank you enough for pointing out the Amazon reviews – this was a pure laugh riot. I enjoyed myself immensely.

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