Thoughts on Iowa:
Now that Mitt Romney can feel like a frontrunner, I give it two months tops before we see the first Fudd-placating video with him dressed in Realtree camo and safety orange, holding a shotgun like he’s being forced to touch another man’s Mr. Happy, and supplying a solemn voice-over that tells us how he saw one of those shoot-guns at his pappy’s farm once when he may have shot at a squirrel, and yes, you dumb NRA yokels, hunting is very important to him.
Oh, Stupid Party. Better get used to saying “President Obama” through your gritted teeth for another four years.