what a waste of a perfectly good python.

Finally, someone comes up with a shoe that’s uglier than Crocs and Ugg boots put together.

It’s always been a mystery to me why do some women pay obscene amounts of money to walk around on the tips of their toes in cruel torture devices, but now there’s a pair that can add mental anguish to the physical pain—the gales of laughter coming from the rest of humanity.

Honestly: why not just stick dead armadillos on your feet instead?  It’ll be just as fugly, but more comfortable, and a lot easier on the wallet.